My Sexy Life

Have you ever tried to have sex in a car? I did a few times. There’s is something so naughty about it because you are technically exposed in public, but with an added challenge of navigating the car seats, center console, the windows and the overall unfriendly and unyielding shape of the inside of a car. They are definitely made to sit in, not to fool around in!

Anyone can have sex on a park blanket, you’ve got all the space in the world to do your deed. Try having sex in a car, it’s the biggest sexual challenge ever! I love how the movies up-play this sort of sex act, they make it seem so erotic and easy, full of passion and steamy windows. Maybe the only realistically comfortable car sex was in Titanic because the back of that cab where they have sex is like a big square, it’s more of a carriage then a car. That brings and other thing to mind - sex in the back of a carriage would be really, neat, you could role play and pretend that you are in the olden days of corsets and restricted sexuality. That would be so fun! I’ll pout that on my to-do list and come back another time to tell you all about that experience. But that’s another day.. back to my topic.

I has sex in a Chevette once. Not a fun experience. i also had sex in a Subaru and even tough it is about twice the size, it does not mean that is was twice as easy. In fact, it was a similar challenge. The movies make it seam so easy, in fact, most of the time is spend muddling with your clothes, trying to get them off. Once you have succeeded, then you have to deal with sitting on metal seat belt buckles and getting chafed by the seat material, don’t forget the cold plastic of the center console or steering wheel.

This is guaranteed to kill the mood, so why keep going? First if you really need help getting it up after the mood-killer, try a penis pump to get an erection. Just for pure and simple fun! So after you have dealt with that, it’s time to try to get into a position for penetration. If you have lots of time and not too many people, watching, try oral sex, it’s fun and uncomfortable but a fun thing to remember. Then if you manage to get into a position for sexual intercourse, you have to exert your muscles to somehow hold yourself up to keep his penis inside you. It’s the biggest most annoying challenge but you know what? I did it for the experience and I’m sure everyone who has had sex in a car will agree, that it’s just plain silly and fun.

I’ve discovered this really neat blog that tells you about some of the best places to have sex, not juts another lits but juts like I wrote about how to make your car experience more fun, they have tips about how to make your new sex place more fun.

Me and a super sexy friend play this really fun game. We go to the dock and I wear a cute sun dress, just like you see in the pic there and he wears a tight but not gay-tight shirt. We look hotter then Pamela and Tommy-Lee. Our game is to seduce the world around us. A game it is because we have a points system:

One point goes if a passer-by does a double take, two points if the whistle and three points if they punch their fridns in the shoulder and they both turn around to stare. Four points if we get followed. It’s such a fun yet pointless game but as we dazzle everyone we see, it’s really fun to feel the lust vibes that surround us like an orb of sensuality.

This overwhelming sense of seduction puts us on a higher horse then before, we know we are the sexiest people there but just to get all the attention makes it so fun. A phemomenal feeling. The points system has no rules it’s jts for fun. Sometimes it’s hard to get points becuase we are together and people might think that we are actually a couple so they advoid actual approaching or pickup lines, although 5 points is sgiven if the person approaches anyway!

No, we are not dating at all so this leaves jealousy out of the way. We are better friends and probably would not make good boyfriend and girlfriend becuase we can’t trust each other! Another note about jealousy, It’s really funny when a girl gets jealous of the man for looking and vise versa, it happens all the time. We feel kinda bad when the other person gets in trouble for staring at us, but I guess it’s all part of the game.

Just becuase you are with someone does not mean that all of a sudden no one else is interesting. Just ebcuae you are happily in a relationship does not mean that you will not b attracted to anyone else ever again! Ni, of course not.

OK, try this sometime, splurge lots of money on the sexiest outfit and for goodness sake, accessorize because it will turn a so-so look into a dazzling ultra sexy look, trust me, I do it all the time! Now go and seduce the world, it’s really fun!