Dont Come Knockin’
Posted in Sexy Ideas by: sexylifeHave you ever tried to have sex in a car? I did a few times. There’s is something so naughty about it because you are technically exposed in public, but with an added challenge of navigating the car seats, center console, the windows and the overall unfriendly and unyielding shape of the inside of a car. They are definitely made to sit in, not to fool around in!
Anyone can have sex on a park blanket, you’ve got all the space in the world to do your deed. Try having sex in a car, it’s the biggest sexual challenge ever! I love how the movies up-play this sort of sex act, they make it seem so erotic and easy, full of passion and steamy windows. Maybe the only realistically comfortable car sex was in Titanic because the back of that cab where they have sex is like a big square, it’s more of a carriage then a car. That brings and other thing to mind - sex in the back of a carriage would be really, neat, you could role play and pretend that you are in the olden days of corsets and restricted sexuality. That would be so fun! I’ll pout that on my to-do list and come back another time to tell you all about that experience. But that’s another day.. back to my topic.
I has sex in a Chevette once. Not a fun experience. i also had sex in a Subaru and even tough it is about twice the size, it does not mean that is was twice as easy. In fact, it was a similar challenge. The movies make it seam so easy, in fact, most of the time is spend muddling with your clothes, trying to get them off. Once you have succeeded, then you have to deal with sitting on metal seat belt buckles and getting chafed by the seat material, don’t forget the cold plastic of the center console or steering wheel.
This is guaranteed to kill the mood, so why keep going? First if you really need help getting it up after the mood-killer, try a penis pump to get an erection. Just for pure and simple fun! So after you have dealt with that, it’s time to try to get into a position for penetration. If you have lots of time and not too many people, watching, try oral sex, it’s fun and uncomfortable but a fun thing to remember. Then if you manage to get into a position for sexual intercourse, you have to exert your muscles to somehow hold yourself up to keep his penis inside you. It’s the biggest most annoying challenge but you know what? I did it for the experience and I’m sure everyone who has had sex in a car will agree, that it’s just plain silly and fun.
I’ve discovered this really neat blog that tells you about some of the best places to have sex, not juts another lits but juts like I wrote about how to make your car experience more fun, they have tips about how to make your new sex place more fun.