My Sexy Life

Oh my gosh, where has the time gone! I can’t believe that it’s spring already! I have brought out the short shorts a few times. No applications of suntan lotion yet through. The white pasty skin is so yucky, i really don;t know how people in Alaska do it! They must leave the lights off during sex all the time!

Here is my first sexy tip of the spring.

If your legs are suffering from lack of sun, here is a way to make them glisten. Apply moistirizer. You can even use moisturiazer with color tint to give them some appeal. Pasty whote legs are gross, but shiny white leg’s aren’t THAT bad!

If you are against the fake and bake tanning, you are like me and have white skin. I like to tan naturally

This will show any prospective men that you are trying to maintain yourself and you care about your appearance and that’;s very important. You don’t want men to have to lower their standards for you or you will get hit on by lower standard men.

Here is another sexy tip for spring: Get floral and fruity scented body spray. Many women like to keep the fruity scents for summer but I like to enjoy the summer scents during spring. When a passing man smells it, he will think of summer and your smell will entice him even more. The thought of summer of so arousing and he will enjoy you more.

Think subliminal flirtation and give yourself the unconscious edge that appeals to their deep rooted male nature. Have fun with your sexy spring flirting!

The last episode of momma’s boys has the best example of “out with the old and in with the new”. I’m speaking if Michael’s choice to take Michelle instead if the other girl. I forget her name but she is better known as the 136,000 in debt and twice boobs job lip implant girl.

Michelle dressed up as a sexy Santa to seduce him. Of course that would win! I’m so glad be picked her to to the the islands with because she actually tries for him, the other girl just sits there with her implanted lips and does nothing.

Go Michael! I wonder is Michelle also slipped some adult sex toys into her bag to bring to surprise him. She is so much like me, we should be sisters. I have tempted many a man with a sexy costume and when you pop out a vibrator during one of your foreplay sessions, it opens the for for some of the most explosive sex and the greatest memory of you.

I love this show and I hope they bring it back again and again. The women are perfect as are the guys. You have beautiful man, average man and ugly man and it’s nice to see the variance of guys to watch the women all go for the same guy. I suppose the whole concept is very cruel, but I love it!

Yay, today is the first dsay of summer! That’s really exciting. So far, our summer has really been lacking. It rained every day during May and the first half of June. The flowers are stunted and my skirts are getting wrinkly!

I am thrilled to don the sexy outfits that I’ve been piling up over the winter and getting out there into the world.

I’m not usually sitting infront of the comnputer during summer so my writitng will be minimal, I’m out having summer flings, not promiscous sex, but carefully planned sex….

I don’t know if anyone else reads this ever, but it’s like my online journal and it’s fun to write, so I keep going. I am going to say bye until later, maybe I’ll return in mid summer in August when it’s too damn hot to go outside, but for now, I’m gonna dress slutty and walk around with my other slutty friends! LOL

Happy summer everyone!

There’s no doubt about it, vibrating sex toys are so much more relaxing, erotic and stimulating than non-vibrating sex toys. There is something about the sensations of a tickling, vibrating sex toy arousing your love spots perfectly until you reach your orgasm. No mater what your sex toys material is, if it vibrates, it’s better.

Multi-speed vibrating is of course better than constant vibrating. To be able to choose your speed really lets you customize your orgasm. Everyone is different, some people would rather the harder, stronger vibrations, and some like the gentle teasing of soft vibrations. So multi speed really has it’s advantages for people who are looking for vibrating sex toys.

If your sex toys have other functions, like gyrating, or two separate vibrations, having them able to be controlled independently over all with one dial really adds pleasure and power. Personally, I would purchase a vibrator that telescopes, up and down, that has two dials, one for speed of the up and down and one for the vibrations, over a vibrator that only lets you have one speed. This may very well be just me, but I’m sure a lot of people agree!

I don’t even know why dildos exist, this seems so boring to me, but this is all just one girl’s opinion! There are sex toy review sites that describe the sensation of the different types. Or you can see these vibrator reviews becuase I would have no idea what they would be like without reading first.

Have you ever tried to have sex in a car? I did a few times. There’s is something so naughty about it because you are technically exposed in public, but with an added challenge of navigating the car seats, center console, the windows and the overall unfriendly and unyielding shape of the inside of a car. They are definitely made to sit in, not to fool around in!

Anyone can have sex on a park blanket, you’ve got all the space in the world to do your deed. Try having sex in a car, it’s the biggest sexual challenge ever! I love how the movies up-play this sort of sex act, they make it seem so erotic and easy, full of passion and steamy windows. Maybe the only realistically comfortable car sex was in Titanic because the back of that cab where they have sex is like a big square, it’s more of a carriage then a car. That brings and other thing to mind - sex in the back of a carriage would be really, neat, you could role play and pretend that you are in the olden days of corsets and restricted sexuality. That would be so fun! I’ll pout that on my to-do list and come back another time to tell you all about that experience. But that’s another day.. back to my topic.

I has sex in a Chevette once. Not a fun experience. i also had sex in a Subaru and even tough it is about twice the size, it does not mean that is was twice as easy. In fact, it was a similar challenge. The movies make it seam so easy, in fact, most of the time is spend muddling with your clothes, trying to get them off. Once you have succeeded, then you have to deal with sitting on metal seat belt buckles and getting chafed by the seat material, don’t forget the cold plastic of the center console or steering wheel.

This is guaranteed to kill the mood, so why keep going? First if you really need help getting it up after the mood-killer, try a penis pump to get an erection. Just for pure and simple fun! So after you have dealt with that, it’s time to try to get into a position for penetration. If you have lots of time and not too many people, watching, try oral sex, it’s fun and uncomfortable but a fun thing to remember. Then if you manage to get into a position for sexual intercourse, you have to exert your muscles to somehow hold yourself up to keep his penis inside you. It’s the biggest most annoying challenge but you know what? I did it for the experience and I’m sure everyone who has had sex in a car will agree, that it’s just plain silly and fun.

I’ve discovered this really neat blog that tells you about some of the best places to have sex, not juts another lits but juts like I wrote about how to make your car experience more fun, they have tips about how to make your new sex place more fun.

Me and a super sexy friend play this really fun game. We go to the dock and I wear a cute sun dress, just like you see in the pic there and he wears a tight but not gay-tight shirt. We look hotter then Pamela and Tommy-Lee. Our game is to seduce the world around us. A game it is because we have a points system:

One point goes if a passer-by does a double take, two points if the whistle and three points if they punch their fridns in the shoulder and they both turn around to stare. Four points if we get followed. It’s such a fun yet pointless game but as we dazzle everyone we see, it’s really fun to feel the lust vibes that surround us like an orb of sensuality.

This overwhelming sense of seduction puts us on a higher horse then before, we know we are the sexiest people there but just to get all the attention makes it so fun. A phemomenal feeling. The points system has no rules it’s jts for fun. Sometimes it’s hard to get points becuase we are together and people might think that we are actually a couple so they advoid actual approaching or pickup lines, although 5 points is sgiven if the person approaches anyway!

No, we are not dating at all so this leaves jealousy out of the way. We are better friends and probably would not make good boyfriend and girlfriend becuase we can’t trust each other! Another note about jealousy, It’s really funny when a girl gets jealous of the man for looking and vise versa, it happens all the time. We feel kinda bad when the other person gets in trouble for staring at us, but I guess it’s all part of the game.

Just becuase you are with someone does not mean that all of a sudden no one else is interesting. Just ebcuae you are happily in a relationship does not mean that you will not b attracted to anyone else ever again! Ni, of course not.

OK, try this sometime, splurge lots of money on the sexiest outfit and for goodness sake, accessorize because it will turn a so-so look into a dazzling ultra sexy look, trust me, I do it all the time! Now go and seduce the world, it’s really fun!

I saw the Apprentice last night and the task was to create a 4 page spread in Redbook magazine for Dial soap.

All the teams wanted to do a racy spread and one team held back a little. Redbook magazine is geared towards middle age women with the average age being 37. It was really funny how Mr. “No Filter on his Mouth” Piers said that the people who read the magazine are women who have lots of sex! I suppose it’s true because women peak sexually when they are in their 30’s I believe. So why not target your ad with sex? Sex sells and it’s amazing the power.
Ok, here’s what happened. First, if you missed the show and need to catch up, do so - here is the episode of the sexy apprentice so you can follow my thoughts!

Team Hydra did a clean white page spread with the model, it really did look great. the other team did a ad with a metaphor about the desert being dry and dry skin. It was good, for art that you hang on the wall and analyze. But for the average reader who flips through their magazine, they will not pick this up, I would not have and I’m a pretty smart woman. The metaphor would have been great to dissect in English class in high school but for the busy modern day women, it’s too busy to think about and it’s only an ad anyway, no one really focuses much attention on the ads, we just flip through the book. The ads that we do respond to are simple ads ads with sex appeal.

It’s funny how a semi-naked woman can sell something to women. It’s completely opposite as selling to a man because for the women, when we see a half-naked women, we feel her. We are sexy like her and if we buy the product, we are sexy like her. the man sees this and thinks “i want to kiss that girl” and various other kinky thoughts.

Anyway, the final spread about the photo shoot has man biting the girl’s shoulder. It was on the racy side but they won anyway. It was pushing the envelope for such a conservative magazine, but after all, these women are sex drive deep inside. They are the ones who buy their sex toys from non-smutty stores.

I am not in my 30’s yet bit I feel like I am, I am conservative and do not enjoy overbearing sexuality images in my face. I’m not ugly or fat, i’m actually very pretty but I believe that sexuality is a gift that should be shared with your lover in a relationship, not with the world.

I was opposed to the shoulder biting because that’ not what women want to see, however it is ironic because I wonder how many women this happens to during their intimate moment in the bedroom. I think we are more kinky then we think we are, we just don;t show it as much. I found a sex shop, that reminds me of Redbook magazine, not targeted to men and women in their 20’s and a more conservative approach to adult toys and adult novelties. Hey, women in their 30’s need sex too! Back to the sexy apprentice now…

The other team had sex appeal but the metaphor is what made them loose.
They also wanted to do a spread that had Trace Atkins with his shirt off with two other half naked male models that were drop dead gorgeous on the page. I though it looked a little too homosexual. In fact it did. Women don’t mind seeing shirtless men but they have to be with a woman who is gazing at them or the whole thing seems gay.

Funny how that it but that’s just they way it was. in the end, i think that if team Empresario would have chose to include the half naked men in the Magazine ad, they still would have lost because it was the metaphor that was too far fetched. A sexy episode and tons of fun to watch. I loved it!

If you are a facebook fiend like me, there is a really interesting feature that I am addicted to. it’s called Likeness and Likeness unrated. It’s such a fun way to see what people like and do not like when it comes to matters of sex, pleasure, taboo and all sorts of juicy bad things. I would never talk to most people about sex issues because I am a classy girl. I don’t want an image of being slutty. Frankly, most times when a girl talk to a guy about sex, it means that she it hitting on him and wants to have sex with him, or kiss, or makeout or foreplay or a threesome, whatever. me, not so much. I want to keep it in my pants.

The Likeness feature is fun because it is a series of quizzes that you take. by clicking on a bar, you arrange 10 different answers from “most likely” to “least likely” in order and submit it and it get compared with your friends who have also taken the quiz. It’s funny to see the answers that arise from this. Who knew that I would be so compatible with Kristen? She is an old friends and we were close, but not THAT close. It happens to be that in all the sex-related quizzes, we rank about 80 - 99 percent, which means that we think the same on sex issues! You can see if you pull out a vibrating bullet if he will freak out or will enjoy it! neat!

Here are some examples of the types of questions the Likeness Unrated application has:
-Most Important thing in sex
-First thing you do after sex
-Favorite sex positions
-Truth or Dare
-Places to make out
-Misadventures in sex
-Inner criminal
-how slutty are you?
-Most likely person to sleep with when drunk
-Worst places to get caught touching yourself
-Excuses to have sex
-Best sex tools
-Sexiest spot on a woman

And that’s juts to name a few. try it because you’ll never know who you match with. here is the link: http://www.facebook.com/applications/Likeness_UNRATED/4188419540
I suggest you add this to your profile it’s so much fun. i could sit there and take the sex quizzeds all day long!

I am happily in a relationship but if i were single, I would say this is a great way to know if you are sexually compatible with your prospective partner. You alredy know their favorite places to make out, their favorite sexual positions, what they think about foreplay, all the sexual things that you never know until you jump into the sack. the Information Superhighway is a great way to determine your sexual compatibility! Who would have thought!!

For this Likeness thing, go set up a facebook account or if you alredy have one which you probably do because who does nt not these days, add the Likeness Unrated application and take the kinky quizzes it’s super super fun.